Zoey Holloway Sex Education with Step Auntie

I am so glad you agreed to come over to my house today for a visit. I have something very important to discuss with you. Your Mom and I were talking about what a transformation you have made this last year from such a homebody nerd to quite the hunk on campus. I know you spent the majority of your youth alone in your bedroom practically glued to your computer. I also know what young men do in their room with so much alone time. Your Mother told me about the several boxes of tissue per month you used. We all know it wasn’t for a runny nose either. So now that you are 19 and getting your sexy man body I am sure you are getting the attention of those young college girls. Your Mom mentioned she has not given you the ol’ birds and the bees talk. I feel since your Dad is not around and you don’t have many friends to talk with about, well… sex, that I should help you with a quick education.